Wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?

frogparty: frogparty: gasolina, the original despacito, you all know im right. you all know its...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:09:29 -0300

frogparty:

frogparty:

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

mitten: i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:14:09 -0300

mitten:

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

memyselfandmynonbinaryass: James Potter never lived in a world without Lily. She was born first and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:13:43 -0300

memyselfandmynonbinaryass:

James Potter never lived in a world without Lily. She was born first and died second.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:18:14 -0300

batmanisagatewaydrug: mcu: # PETER’S FACE that’s a whole ass...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:12:16 -0300

batmanisagatewaydrug:

mcu:

# PETER’S FACE

that’s a whole ass bisexual, y’all

jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: If your friends don’t do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:04:36 -0300

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

stumpclub: when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:01:56 -0300

stumpclub:

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

greelin: straight ppl are really out there thinking we all want to have to witness them groping...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:01:48 -0300

greelin:

straight ppl are really out there thinking we all want to have to witness them groping each others asses in broad daylight, publicly.. mess

auwa: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:53:41 -0300

auwa:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

this is great but i feel like a few more details need to be pointed out, such as:
michael eisner was CEO of disney from 1984 thru 2005, and his direction had a sizable impact on a lot of the shitty things that came out of the company during that time period. remember all those direct-to-video sequels that were being released in the late 90s and first half of the 00s that everyone hated? ever wondered what happened to those? yeah
jeffrey katzenberg was the head/chairmain of walt disney animation studios from the latter half of the 80s up until 1994. you have this man to thank for producing the films that kicked off the studio’s renaissance, and sealing the deal with the company’s partnership with pixar, which is hilarious considering the years that followed
in 1994, katzenberg had his eyes set on being promoted to president of the company after the tragic death of frank wells, eisner was basically like “no, fuck you”, the growing tensions between the two + roy e disney apparently hating katzenberg’s guts eventually resulted in him being forced to resign
still overwhelmingly bitter over this, katzenberg eventually went on to co-found dreamworks, heading its animation division up until a few years ago. this is why so many earlier dreamworks films focused so much on taking the piss on disney. the same man who was responsible for the disney renaissance was also responsible for the dreamworks face. incredible.
anyway if it wasn’t already obvious, from day 1 shrek was only meant to be a gigantic fuck you @ disney and the direction eisner was leading it down after the renaissance, so basing the main antagonist on that shithead of a man was really the only fitting option

neymar:if this isn’t me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:51:45 -0300

neymar:

if this isn’t me

mesutmadrid: National Team Posters | Brazil

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:01:37 -0300

mesutmadrid:

National Team Posters | Brazil

kompanie-mutter: kompanie-mutter: kompanie-mutter: memes that will never not be...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:03:57 -0300

kompanie-mutter:

kompanie-mutter:

kompanie-mutter:

memes that will never not be funny:

loss.jpeg

Jeb! winning elections

doing it to em

you know Jeb! had to do it to America

hippiee: Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:29:30 -0300

hippiee:

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

lieutenant-sapphic: the first ever pride flag (1978) versus the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:28:57 -0300

lieutenant-sapphic:

the first ever pride flag (1978) versus the TMP movie poster (1979)
happy pride month!

capntony:james rupert rhodes is nobody’s sidekick.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:28:47 -0300

capntony:

james rupert rhodes is nobody’s sidekick.

skylikethat: Colombian fans chant for Poland after the game to...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:27:53 -0300

skylikethat:

Colombian fans chant for Poland after the game to cheer up a boy devastated about his team being eliminated: “Wee man was in tears after Poland getting eliminated from the World Cup. The Colombian fans were absolutely fantastic with him after the game - easily the best group of supporters I’ve ever sat with. Amazing support“

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:48:43 -0300

blogging-phelddagrif: controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:36:48 -0300

blogging-phelddagrif:

controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare

roguesquadrcn: but when will fun sci fi come back from the dystopian sci fi war

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:35:44 -0300

roguesquadrcn:

but when will fun sci fi come back from the dystopian sci fi war

satanic-teletubbie: me always

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:18:22 -0300

satanic-teletubbie:

me always